The Weekly Sillimanian

run for a cause @ BOULE toms??

By u/PrincessAmpao

F20. M4rc0s Dikt4dor at Doo30 ffr afaik we r ranked no.1 as most dangerous country! I don’t think Jose Rizal wanted this to happen. anyway, i don’t really mind what he wanted eh gusto nga namin ma remove yang nonsense subject niya. waste of time we could be learning Baybayin so we can appreciate true culture! Aesthetic pa siya tignan. One reason why the Philippines is not progressing is because there are so many non-aesthetic slums malapit sa mga beach. What if the government just renovated those areas? Turn them into resorts, so everyone can enjoy the beach as intended? I think it will boost the economy pa.

UGH! I want to leave this country sb, but since everyone is very loud on social media, I will rally first. I like seeing mga post of women gathering sa frontlines ba, bringing placards. Pink and green, parang Wicked HAHAHA lezzgo good governance! Lezzgo Lenlen! But you know, I’ll be a green card holder soon so enjoy lang ako sa moment while it lasts haha #YOLO. Vote properly! Stop the dynasties blahblahblah copy-paste ko na lang to.

Pero parang okay naman na influencer si Nad1ne ah? Nag endorse siya ng gambling oh shux! maybe she’s just testing her luck. Also I think everyone has free will, let’s be respectful, don’t discriminate and spread hate (except sa mga dut4e <3 pls keep em coming!). Also, I haven’t had my coffee fix for today, ang bagal kasi ng service boy. Ah may ginawa pala siya sa’yo na very violating? Sorry to hear that. Maybe he’s just going through something. I hope he’s okay. men’s mental health matters kaya…

Anyway, maliit lng yan na situation compared to the wars happening sa Palestine. very pick-me girl ka naman, big deal!!! minsan for the memes lang naman ih. Ang serious niyo dapat we take things lightly lang kasi that’s what we’re known for. We’re resilient, kind, and hospitable. I love being Filipino sa international scene. Yung Bini, Sophia from Katseye, etc. pero ka jejemon sa mga kalye boy trying to dress up in skirts and bandanas uy akala mo naman si Yeonjun or Jake sila… btw, I listen to Fiona Apple, I love A24 films… but we have no good Filipino films noh? Ang corny sa atin, no class! 

Also, have I mentioned that I am an activist? Galit ako sa mundo! I am angry and annoyed at what is happening in this country, icl ts pmo gng cz wtf is ts nawh agl cnt do ts nm sybau nd j ptfib nd im bffr gng. to heal this negativity, I invite u all tomorrow to run with me for a cause @ d Boulevard

Choose your own cause lang tayo sa caption, ok? #NoToReclamation #WomenEmpowerment #InclusiveAndSafeSpaces #SuicidePreventionMonth #NoToHIV #FromTheRiverToTheSea

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DISCLAIMER: This is part of the Weekly Sillimanian’s lampoon issue. Any real, semi-real, or similar names, places, people, products, services, and locales are used purely for satirical purposes, and the corresponding details are purely fictional. Content published during the lampoon period is to be considered satire, parody, surrealism, and humor.

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